One morning I woke up trying really, really hard to change things. I look for jobs like nobody's business. I look for a special someone to curb feelings of loneliness. Maybe the cosmos put me into this big bowl of Jello to tell me to let it do what it needs to do. I want to work. I want to love. I know I can do both.
Here is my official appeal to the powers that be - take your big spoon and scoop me out of this Jello. Let me experience what life is like with someone to love and something to work towards.
Besides, I don't like Jello.